My baby's a piggy!

Today Con Man has his first "real" school play. They're doing a version of the Little Red Hen. My boy is going to be a little piggy. He was supposed to be a little brown pig, but we couldn't find brown sweats anywhere, so he's going to be a little black pig. It's sooooo cute. I'm going to go shower my stinky self now and get ready and when I get back I'll try to post whatever pics I can get with my crapola camera as soon as possible. I was going to tell him to break a leg, but I think that would just scare him. Isn't it bad enough that he thinks all he's going to get for Christmas is his two front teeth? *hmmmmm*